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I mean, id be hard pressed to think of flimsier alibis. I mean it is just so mind boggling to me. And, i mean yes obviously his body language unambiguously oozed guilt and nervousness- but given that the abilibis he was hiding behind had the transparency of a one micron thin sheet of saran wrap - and given the absolutely immense gravity of the crimes he is outing himself for, he came across surreally collected and calm throughout. Like, if i were him, i wouldve had a full on nervous breakdown halfway through the interview. My knees would be too shaky and weak that i wouldve collapsed to the ground only feet away from my interview chair. My face would be pale enough to reveal my blood vessels or musculature or whatever anatomy is kept from sight by healthy skin. But he - he still made out like he merely got caught stealing a pair of shoes from a store. Fucking why!?

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