Lovely Cat That’s What I Do I’m A Teacher I Teach Tiny Humans And I Know Things Vintage Retro Shirt

My first act as a deity is to fuck mortal women in passionate one night stands. After I have about a dozen little godlings baking in the oven, I’ll take the form of a beautiful stranger who locks eyes with you between two trains traveling at the same speed in the same direction, silently calling out “what is your name?!” just before our trains diverge and you lose sight of my face forever. Next, I’ll become a bent old man who, noticing the distress in the eyes of my fellow city bus goers who has just sat down beside me, smiles and wryly offers a piece of cryptic wisdom, which will only become clear just after you’d have needed it.

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