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I had a flight where we were literally speeding up for takeoff and all of a sudden, we all jerked forward from the breaks. Pilot came on and said there was a mechanical failure and we had to depart and switch planes. People were griping about it and I’m just thinking to myself, thank god that happened while we were still on the ground and not 30k+ feet in the air.30k ft is fine. 30 ft is where you have a problem. Too far along the runway and too fast to land on it and stop, too little energy to get anywhere. If all engines fail in that very moment, that flight number is getting a Wikipedia article.

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